The Clerkenwell Kitchen favours ‘organic’.

I am very happy with the concept of ‘sustainable’, buying local well-made produce, and cooking seasonal foodstuffs.

But ‘organic’? I think ‘organic’ is ridiculous hype. ‘Organic’ is why everyone in the Middle Ages lived to 30 and died of horrible diseases. I want modern chemicals which allow us to live to our 90s.

The Clerkenwell Kitchen’s food may be organic. But it is also orgasmic. Therefore, I forgive them.

Here’s an example of ‘orgasmic’ to help you, in case you are having trouble visualising anything. You can picture slathering cream all over it as well, if that helps a bit more.